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Mismo
From time to time I upload music here, but for the most part I make dick jokes on the BBS.

Age 31, Male

Something with TVs

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Posted by Mismo - January 8th, 2013



Posted by Mismo - January 4th, 2013


is a planet. In case you didn't know.

Anyway here is a picture from New years eve... or rather new years day since it's taken around 00:00. It is just me and some chill dudes which faces turned into smile faces because they became so god damn ecstatic.

Uranus...


Posted by Mismo - December 28th, 2012


Probably more funny if you've watched Two Best Friends.

Oh yeah, and I got banned... That sucked...

But I'm not banned anymore though.


Posted by Mismo - December 26th, 2012


Fallout 3 is easily on of my favorite games, it is probably on of the best games made to date by my account (although if it is the best Fallout game is debatable). But of course since it is made by bethesda there is no denying that there will be some bugs. Some of them are hilarious, some are annoying and some of them can make you believe Satan exists.

Today while playing the game I came across a bug that be accounted as both annoying and scary. I was traveling north to find the oasis and do the quest there, then suddenly two Yao Gaui appears. First I thought this was a kick in the balls since just moments earlier I had ran into two Giant Radscorpions, clearly the game hates me. So I first pick of one of the Yao Gauis easily with a couple of head shots, and then I turned my attention towards to other one... But it had vanished.

Then out of nowhere I'm attacked so I though "Aha you sneaky fuck" and I turn around to face nothing but the endless waste. Then I was attacked again and yet again I could not find the attacker, and again I got attacked. Now I had conformation that the game hates me, because through some weird bug the Yao Guai had made invisible and also unable to be killed.

But then it stopped attacking, and I thought that maybe it had disappeared for good. So I proceed to head north when after awhile he attacked again! He refused to kill me the first time just so he could screw with me.... WHAT THE FUCK!


Posted by Mismo - December 16th, 2012


With your mother. Because why would you even think that? That's just weird and gross... You're gross, that's what I'm trying to tell you....

Oh yeah, and then there was this youtube video of me and band from our latest performance. Quality on video is not the greatest I know, but then again it could be worse. So please give some feed back in the comment because I would like that and it would make me very happy, and when I'm happy I may just give you a blowjob.

Any feedback is welcome good or bad as long as it helps us as a band develop further. So no "Lol u suck gaytard", because that is just not cool and if you do such thing you're a very uncool person that deserves to die... Slooowly... Well without any further ado, here is the video in question.

Stay homosexually ambiguous out there guys.


Posted by Mismo - December 5th, 2012


I think it's funny therefore I must be funny.

Right?

I steal funnies


Posted by Mismo - October 29th, 2012


It's not working


Posted by Mismo - October 12th, 2012


Now that I've got your attention (pervert) I liked to compare two videos that is as old as time itself. You've probably seen it before. It's a slow downed version of Olsen twins song... thing I don't really know what it is originally from but here it is.

Right kinda of creepy-ish right. BUT you little cunt faces (sorry) after I watched this several times and had given myself nightmares (yes I got nightmares) I decided to check out the sources material aka the original video, and fuck me if it isn't scarier!

So what do take with us? That kids are creepy no matter what pace they're in!


Posted by Mismo - October 5th, 2012


Awhile back (if anyone notice I don't know) I announced that me recorded two of our songs and when they we're all mixed and what not I would uploaded them here. Well that is exactly what I have done. Soooo!... Why don't go and have look, hey and why don't you also rate and comment while you're there.

Check here

Aaand why not here as well


Posted by Mismo - September 24th, 2012


The scene is what should appear as a therapists office where the woman (she is black and yes it is important) is the therapist and the man is the patient.

Woman: So could you describe in detail what seems to be the problem?

Man: Well it's more of a fear, as you know I'm an astronaut.

Woman: Yeah

Man: We actually got a few shuttle journeys coming up, we're going to Mars and maybe Uranus. But my biggest fear space is, I love all the planets I love the explorations the stars, but biggest fear is these big black holes.

and lets end it there shall we.

So dumb ordinary porno writing or Oscar quality?