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Mismo
From time to time I upload music here, but for the most part I make dick jokes on the BBS.

Age 31, Male

Something with TVs

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Posted by Mismo - October 22nd, 2011


Music

Bands/Musicians in no order

. Joy Division
. Nirvana
. Paper
. White Stripes
. Misfits
. The Ramones
. Hellacopters
. Pretty much anything with Nick Cave
. Kent
. The Clash
. The Hives
. The Animals
. Thåström

Songs

. Transmisson
. Drain You
. Hit the floor
. I'm finding it hard to be a gentlemen
. Die die my darling
. I wanna be sedated
. Gotta get some action now
. Lover man
. Dem andra/The others
. Hateful
. Die, alright!
. The night
. Ingen sjunger blues som Jeffrey Lee/Nobody sing blues like Jeffrey Lee
. Rolling in the deep
. I need a dollar
. Ultrasound
. My immortal
. Rappers Delight
. Ain't no sunshine
. Such a perfect day
. Search and destroy
. More that I can't think of now.

Movies

. One flew over the cuckoos nest
. Batman
. Batman Returns
. Batman - Dark knight
. A clock work orange
. Pulp Fiction
. Battle royal
. Clerks
. Chasing Amy
. Inglorious bastards
. American Psycho
. Lock, stock, and two smoking barrels
. Snatch
. Watchmen
. Toy Story
. Toy Story 2
. Toy Story 3
. Finding Nemo
. The Incredibles
. Up!
. The Hunchback of Notre dame
. The Godfather
. The Godfather - part2
. Hotshots
. Hotshots 2
. Rocky
. Rocky II
. Rocky IV
. Rambo 4 (or what it was called, the latest)
. Sex & Fury
. Fear and loathing in Las Vegas
. Shrek
. Shrek 2
. Star Wars IV
. Star wars V
. Star Wars VI
. Lord of the ring - The fellow ship the ring
. Lord of the ring - The two towers
. Lord of the ring - Return of the king
. Inception
. The Exorcist
. Zombieland
. Kick Ass
. 007 - Goldfinger
. 007 - Thunderbolt
. 007 - Goldeneye
. 007 - Casino Royal
. Trainspotting
. Brazil
. More that I can' think of now

TV - series and internet series

. The Simpson
. Family Guy
. South Park
. Tosh.0
. Scrubs
. Sanity not included
. Two Best Friend Play
. Top Ten For The Win
. Karatefylla/ Karate(good slang term for drunk)
. The Big Bang Theory
. How I Met Your Mother
. Larry the little freaking knight
. Awesome series
. Nostalgia Critic
. Ask That Guy With The Glasses
. Bum reviews - with Chester A Bum
. More that I can't think now

Video and other game series

. God of War
. Metal Gear Solid
. Alice is dead
. GTA
. Beyond good & evil
. The Sims
. Starcraft
. Warcraft (but not WoW)
. Mortal Kombat
. and more I can't thinkof.

Drinks

Coca Cola
Water
Milk
Coffee
Tea
Chocolate milkshake
Dry Martini
White Russian
Vodka (usual mixed with some sort of soda)
Whiskey
Beer
Wine (Red, white and rosé)
Orange juice
Champagne
Licorice shots
Tequila
Probably more that I can't think of now


Posted by Mismo - October 18th, 2011


For the reason of using the word fagg- you know what I'm not gonna use it. not angry that I got banned from the BBS, more surprised that something I've said long ago came back to bite me in the ass. Sure enough did not use it the word in negative meaning, but nevertheless I can't use it. Just annoys me that I have the chance of writing it, now if it is not allowed why not have it as illegal text. I know for a fact if you try to use the N-word in the forums a window will automatically pop-up and say you're using illegal text and will therefore not post you message. Why don't you do that huh?

Well maybe I'm a little cranky, but I'll will not be able to post in the forums for the next three days (all newgrounds says yay!) so until then, take my advice and don't post slandering about gay folks on the forums. Just look what happened to your dear old uncle Mismo.

And now other. I want to thank Kupia for making this awesome Alligator I use as profile picture. I think it looks really awesome.


Posted by Mismo - October 12th, 2011


Don't worry this is not an an offensive assault on you people, I've just really noticed lately that people are making lists of the people the are best budds with, common friends and just generally likes on this site. But I don't know so many people I like here. I don't hate anyone, but I haven't just grown to like anyone really.

So it is up to you to tell me why I should like you.

Also if you're Natick, Asandir or Rivergrey you don't have to give me a reason to like you, I already do :3


Posted by Mismo - October 7th, 2011


giant prick.

Step 1 - Have an attitude towards everything.

Step 2 - Over use memes on a daily basis.

Step 3 - Put the word bro in front of another word, and call it a meme.

Step 4 - Make list guide on being a prick.

Step 5 - Finish off list with stupid meme joke, in an attempt of trying to be funny, and making people think you're only joking and really not taking this seriously.

How to make yourself look like a...


Posted by Mismo - October 4th, 2011


two months forward from here. Yes on the 4th of December I will turn 19 one a step closer to not being a teenager, and to be able to buy booze from the liqueur stores (in Sweden you have to turn 20 to be able to buy strong booze).

So what am I going to do under the meantime? Play videogames!... And also hopefully get a new job, since I was fired from my last one (jikes!).

So that is all I had to say, for now.


Posted by Mismo - October 2nd, 2011


I have a reason to be happy, and it is not MLP!

Although them ponies are cute though

Yay!


Posted by Mismo - September 26th, 2011


Mother of god, there I am!

So there I was


Posted by Mismo - September 17th, 2011



Posted by Mismo - September 14th, 2011


I love you.

Long Story Short


Posted by Mismo - August 28th, 2011


Point at some art made by Andy Warhol

yes it's me in the picture and I look like shit.

What to do when in Stockholm?