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Mismo
From time to time I upload music here, but for the most part I make dick jokes on the BBS.

Age 31, Male

Something with TVs

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Posted by Mismo - April 19th, 2014


So this moring (Swedish time) when I was readning the newspaper there was an article about which places in this fair country you are most like to become mentally ill, and wouldn't you know it I live in that county.

This was actually suprising to me. Sure I knew I live in a shithole, but I didn't quite know that it was that much of a shithole. Most around here seems perfectly normal and I can only name one guy that obviously suffers from some sort of mental illness. Or perhaps that's the kicker because this is stastics and on a demographic level there aren't that many people living here so maybe it is just that one guy.

But of course do realize that "mental illness" doesn''t flat out mean that you're "nutty". It's moslty depression and that sort of thing, which again would be a kind of suprsing yet not so sursing thing. Because people that suffers from depression are really good at hiding it (knowing from experince).

But yeah don't be suprised if I kill myself. Because statistically it was bound to happend.


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Sort of unrealted American Psyco gif


Posted by Mismo - April 15th, 2014


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Posted by Mismo - April 13th, 2014


Here's a stupid picture

 

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Posted by Mismo - April 10th, 2014


Person A says: I think this way about this stuff

Person B says: I dislike you're way of thinking therefore think less of you

Persoon C says: I dislike the fact that you don't let another person think other stuff than you

Person B says: You are an idiot, of course my thinking is the right thinking

Person C says: No you're an idiot for saying I am an idiot and hence forth I won't take you seriously

Person B says: Aha your lack of a sensible argument clearly highlights that I am right and you are wrong

Person C says: No only that you wouldn't listen to my argument and only look past it's flawless logic

Person D says: I as an outsider have come here to judge you both and have thusly deduced that you are both wrong and right but that your argument is trival and stupid. Clearly, I am a god among men.

Person B and/or C says: Be quiet you condescending git.

Person A says: Da faq?


 


Posted by Mismo - April 1st, 2014


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This is April.

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This is also April

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This is April from the other side

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This is April upsidedown

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This is April falling down


Posted by Mismo - March 24th, 2014


I have never seen the movie called "A Hobo With A Shotgun". I just saw it one day in a store that sells dvds of really obscure b-movies and I thought "Wow that is an awesome premiss!". I kind of regret not buying it (why I didn't I don't remember maybe I didn't have enough money or maybe I found something even more awesome) but at least I wrote a song based soley of the title of the movie. That's good enough right?

 

Hobo with a shotgun, got no sympathy
Hobo with a shotgun, got no place to be

Hobo with a shotgun, the world is pain
Hobo with a shotgun, there's no more to gain

Hobo with shotgun, the world's let him down
Hobo with a shotgun, oh it makes him frown

Hobo with a shotgun, the only thing he need
Hobo with a shotgun, he wanna watch you bleed!

So run and hide you little boys!
(Run and hide. run and hide)

He's coming to put you down!
(Put you down, put you down)

You can try to beg you can try to plead!
(Try beg, try to plead)

It makes no difference you're going to die!

...

Hobo with a shotgun, smells like an ashtray
Hobo with a shotgun, you'll be smellin' him one day

Hobo with a shotgun, yellow teeth turning black
Hobo with a shotgun, ain't no brush in his sack

Hobo with a shotgun, evil, fueled by hate
Hobo with a shotgun, but who am I to berate

Hobo with a shotgun, vile filthy men of sin
Hobo with a shotgun, will die seeing his grin

So watch out now you little boys!
(Little boys little boys)

Better be careful make no noise!
(Make no noise, make no noise)

Make no sound cause you'll get a shell!
(Get a shell, get a shell)

You'll never be found he'll send you right to hell!


Posted by Mismo - March 21st, 2014


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Posted by Mismo - March 16th, 2014


                                 

 

 

 

 


Posted by Mismo - March 3rd, 2014


I'm currently holding the high score of Cyberdevil's game "Flapppy valentine".

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What have you done with your life!

 

EDIT: Never mind Cyberdevil retook it.... *grumble*

EDIT 2: Reclaimed!... For now

EDIT 3: FUCK!


Posted by Mismo - February 24th, 2014


Don't act like you don't know what you did, you sick fuck!

 

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