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Mismo
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The boy that ordered a book online (and got it delivered more than a month later)

Posted by Mismo - March 18th, 2016


This here tale is about a young handsome Swedish lad. Let's call him "Wismo". Wismo was a fan of both readning and playing awesome video games. One of those video games was "The Witcher 2: Assassin's Of Kings" and he thought it was really good (Wismo regrets to inform you that hasn't played the first Witcher which is said to also be really really good) and played through the game many times because actions and choices really do have consequences and you really have to play the game twice to get the full experince since since a path choice in the game basically turns it into two diffirent stories. Personally Wismo likes the Vergen path the best but the Kaedweni camp is also pretty good mostly because it has whore... Any way just Wismos opinion that's all.


Later Wismo found that the games are based on series of books written Andrej Sapcowksy... Sapkowsky.... Some Polish guy. So Wismo did the logical thing and bought the first book in the series called "The Last Wish" which is a collection short stories detailing the adventure of the main character "Geralt of Rivia" who is in case you hadn't guessed or just didn't know The Witcher 3 is the best thing to happen to video gaming since <insert that old game that you like> a Witcher, a monster hunting mutant badass. So anyway I read the book and quite liked it. Not really noble prize worthy but still a enjoyable read with some funny moments and some really grim and dark moments.

So now the next natural thing to do is to buy the next book. So I went online and looked for retailer that sold the English version... It dawns upon me right now that I stopped writting about Wismo. Okay I admit it, I AM WISMO!... So as I was saying I looked up the English version because the Swedish ones are horrid, but luckliy I found one place that sold the English version and I ordered and then the waiting game began.

Normally orders should be delivered within three working days so when that much time had passed I got a bit annoyed but understood that sometimes things will be late. Then a week later when it still hadn't shown I was angry but I was too busy to complain to the retailler. Then about three go by and I had almost forgotten that I ordered the book in the first place but now I took charge. I went online and complained to them! And they responed with "Oh sorry to tell but we won't be able to deliever it to you". Sadness struck me... I didn't know what to do so I went to a book store and bought some comic books (V for Vendetta and Watchmen (which I've already read but I need to own it dammit!)) to ease the pain.

Now almost another month later guess shows up in the mail?

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Yeah that's right, the fucking book!

So while I'm glad that I finally got the fucking book I'm both a bit mad and confused since they said wouldn't be able to send it to me. Fucking liars! But thanks I guess.


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Mail system jacks and shit... Never order your textbooks last minute. That was my mistake.

Bad luck email system.