Wish me luck!

Something totally diffirent, I remember thinking was hilarious when I was 15-16 year old, and... I still kind of do.

That ought to get someones attention.

Yes sadly this isn't about boobs, but this is... not about boobs either. No please don't go! I'm sorry lied about the boobs! Here's some real boobs.

The truth is (for those that wasn't fooled by the false promise of boobs) that is a link to a soundcloud page, namely my bands (or former rather) soundcloud page. Why do I link to that you ask? Shut up and spit out your gum and I'll tell you insolent twat!

The reason is acutally quite obvious, I'm whoring the band out as much as possible. So if you like good music then so give it a look. Although most of the songs up there are avablibe here on newgrounds any way so it might seem a bit redundant when you think about it... But still take a look any way. Why? Because I said so!

... and I was happy.  

Vote for me and I'll promise you I'll be a suggestive savior.

If you can guess what game of this past generation was the best I'll do something. It's kind of like the mystery boxes they're pendiling right now except you don't have to pay me and the stuff I'll might do is decided by an ancient selecting system called "whatever stupid shit I can think of".

NOW GUESS!

... We're doomed.

I'm masturbating!

Knee Deep In Shit

Things could be better, but then again that's the way it should be, right? Life being always kind of of shit just to motivate you to make it not as shit. But of course to much of it and you find yourself drowning in it... Shit that is.

Thankfully the shit is only up to my knees, which is not as bad as drowning in it but still, it's kind of hard to walk, and it doesn't feel all that great around my thighs either. Also it smells. But I shouldn't really complain, because unlike the drowning fuckers I can at least still walk.

Is this the future?

Is this how we're going to do thing from now on?

Is this it?

I can live what that.