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It might surprise some of you that I from time to time watch pornography, and when I do that I sometime watch porn that comes from Japan, whatever that be hentai or "regular" porn. As some of you also might know if you're a avid porn watcher as myself (this post just reeks of loser-ism) Japanese porn are usually censored in that way that you cannot properly see the genitals. If you are somewhat invented in Japanese culture and history you know why they do this.

Well recently I came across a video of Japanese pornography that didn't blur out the genital parts, but for some reason a few certain words got bleeped. I didn't know which word they bleeped since the video wasn't subtitled.

Needless to say I found this hilarious, because even though I see a clear reason why they would want to censor out the genital parts I just find mind boggling that they even care they bleep a few words in a pornographic video that no less haven't blurred the genital parts.

I mean, it's seems like the act of "making love" is a little bit more censor worthy than a few swear words. Imagine a Japanese guy sitting at his computer waking it like crazy (OH DEAR GOD PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH!) and suddenly he hears a girl saying in Japanese something like "Oh fuck me you big stallion" going into a rage because she said whatever "fuck" translate to in Japanese.

This actually sort of reminds me of a similar thing a British comedian mentioned that happened in Britain some few years ago. You all probably have them, those "soft porn" channels that just boobs and nothing else. Sure they can show people fucking, but not really focus in on the um... "Action".

Any way, one of these channels did by mistake feature a video a girl strip teasing it like she never strip teased it before and suddenly her vagoo showed. So what, no biggie right? Nope, someone actually reported it and charged the channel for "incidence". Like my example with the Japanese guy, think that but with a British guy.

So my point being I guess is, it is quite hilarious when people get sanctimonious over porn but just over those small, trifle and pointless things.

I... I just don't know. Here have a funny video.

I know this isn't new to anyone but I thought they had fixed that problem with the "latest from your favorites" thing.

Because I'm the pokemon master, and all the pokemons are my evil minions.

So a couple of days ago I borrowed the game Dark Souls because I was curious if it was as hard as I imagined it was, judging by what I've seen from bits of the gameplay on youtube and hearing people talk about it, to my surprise I was wrong, it was not as hard I had imagine it... IT WAS WAY HARDER!

Not to say that it is a bad thing, because it isn't it is actually really fun and defeating enemies you had troubled with (like dying 10 times and turning of the console in a fit of rage) is one of the most rewarding feeling I've got in a long time. Hell I was super pumped the first I manged to defeat two skeletons, which up that point had been the bane of my existence. Then to defeat those darn demon/monsters bosses really make you feel like a true badass, That is one thing that is bad about Skyrim actually, even enemies that are supposed to be hard are or will become a walk in the park and is defeated without much effort, whereas in Dark Souls even the weakest of enemies posses a threat if you're not careful.

One of the most memorable experience thus far, was after I had fought my way through a bunch undead/zombies/whatever guys and was about to cross a bridge and dragon lands on it and scares the shit out of me. This promptly made me run away screaming for myself "Shitshitshitshitshit!".

Enjoy.

Also, I'm obviously not ripping off Cyanide & Happiness concept of shitty super heroes.

A sexy fool.

So I was chatting with Vnzi and I felt the urge to draw something and asked her what to draw. She said I should draw her fan made homestuck troll and below is the result.

She also asked me to draw a hentai which tuned out great, here's the link to that. Sort of NSFW I guess.

You know, just do it. I believe in you.

Also here's Ty Lee doing some stuff.