Come and have a seat on my couch and relive your heart of whatever questions that burdens it.
I did a thing
Soon you will be mine....
Soon
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From time to time I upload music here, but for the most part I make dick jokes on the BBS.
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What do you think of Newgrounds?
For the most part I think it's a pretty funny and chill place to hang out.
Do you think I'm disturbing you?
Regardless if that was your intent of not, no you aren't.
Great!So what made you think of making this post?
Was beginning to get bored of my previous "Juri Han love declaration" post so I thought a generic Q&A post could be a better spot filler until I have something more important to post about. Like updates on the current status of my dick or how much booze I've poisoned myself with.
Why not use the forums in the community section?
JJ JJ
Indeed.
have you ever thought of changing your last name to gizmo
Until you mentioned it, no.But on the topic name changing I can say that I have and sort of still do consider to change my last name to my mothers maiden name. Not to spite my dad or anything but my last "Svensson" is one of the most common last names in Sweden while as my mother maiden name "Nylander" is pretty rare. If my mother is to be believed someone on her side of the family was rewarded the last name for valor in duty by the (at that time) king himself. Also it sounds cooler.
I'd say that answers your question and more.
i am not a racist ok
Ok.
you look like you could beat me up
please don't beat yourself up over that wrong chord at 2:09, your visible frustration there really made me feel bad
It hunts me still. Made me so depressed that my wife left me and took the kids because she couldn't stand it anymore. She said "You're not even human any more, you're dead inside" to which I only responded "Maybe you killed me".
Then I lost my job because I wasn't focused enough. Sure they said I could take a few days of but then my friend Mike came over last night and said they hired someone new to step in for me and that I will probably get the notice next monday.
So I turned to drugs. Starting small with pot so I wouldn't need to think to much, but then I got resistent to it and I had to go over to meth and boy I tell you it has done a number on me and my personal wealth. Some of my drug contacts have mentioned a "job" they could use me on. It's shady as fuck of course but at this point I don't really care. I running small favors for my dealer is doing it's toll and my bod can't take much more abuse.
I should probably writing all this bullshit so one thinks I'm actually being serious.
I had wondered whether you weren't perhaps allowing meth dealers to appropriate your twisted and lifeless body for their own sexual gratification.
It shows in your posts, I guess.
I always add a pinch of truth in my bullshit. Can you deduce what is real or false? I sure can't.
Lost your job I guess. Sorry about that.
Fuck you're good. But lost is a not the right word, it was just job over the holiday season. But I kind of hoped I would get to stay longer.
You'll find sommit, at least you live in a cool country. I hear people over there get skiing lessons as part of their out-of-work benefits package. You might want to get yourself incarcerated though, I hear inmates get a weekly budget of £500 for any combination of Xbox games and puppies.
The thing about the skiing lessons is probably bullshit, and if it isn't I'm pretty crossed. Not because I want to learn how to skii, just that I haven't been asked.
But the thing about prison has some truth to it. Although I think it depend on what institution you have been confined in and just exactly what crime you committed. For some it can really be a like a little vacation. But it would still be a considerable risk since not a lot of people like hiring ex-cons. Even though you might have been in for something very minor.
Yeah that comment was just a big ol' joke but it's how a lot of dim people view Scandinavian countries 'round 'ere. Norway moreso, though -- Norway pays criminals 5k per week, and Sweden is overrun by feminist Nazi zealots. I think that's how it goes.
Let me tell you what "Like a Virgin" is all about.............
Dick dick dick dick dick!
MchectorII
How do you do?
Mismo
Pretty alright all things considered.